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seez
04 August 2019
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27 July 2019
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26 January 2019
And we have a new leader at Crossroads...but probably not for long.

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21 November 2018
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31 July 2018
Last time I played JSW I was 12 yo... it was something like 33 years ago. Thanks fot this atmospheric revival

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30 June 2018
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16 June 2018
I need more lives on manic miner aaaarg

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09 June 2018
Hopefully it was just a temporary blip... Crossroads seems to be working now!

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25 May 2018
Crossroads seems to have stopped working.

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20 November 2017
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25 September 2016
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Cheese, Louise!
Control Louise with the left and right arrow keys, and press the SHIFT key to shoot down the cheese.
You earn 10 points for each cheese shot down, but you lose one point for each bullet which misses the cheese.
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Cheese Louise! Forum
Author Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posts: 112
Location: Mount Eden
Joined: 05.07.05
Posted on 13-04-2008 19:19
Welcome to the Cheese Louise! forum. Feel free to post anything Cheese Louise! related here.

Edited by matt on 13-04-2008 20:16
www.g2-tech.co.uk

<<<<< 8 posts omitted - click here to see the forum in its entirety. >>>>>

Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posts: 71
Location: England
Joined: 23.11.05
Posted on 31-08-2009 23:55
Which browser are you using? I get that bug in Netscape and Mozilla Firefox, but it works in Internet Explorer.
andrewbroad
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posts: 71
Location: England
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Posted on 01-09-2009 00:01
I haven't managed to pinpoint the bug so far, but my suspicion falls on the following part of the HTML code:

<object classid="clsid:166B1BCA-3F9C-11CF-8075-444553540000"
codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/director/sw.cab#version=8,5,1,0"
ID=cheeselouise width=320 height=320>
<param name=src value="../../dcrswf/cheeselouise.dcr">
<param name=swRemote value="swSaveEnabled='true' swVolume='true' swRestart='true' swPausePlay='true' swFastForward='true' swContextMenu='true' ">
<param name=swStretchStyle value=none>
<PARAM NAME=bgColor VALUE=#003399>
<embed src="cheeselouise.dcr" bgColor=#003399 width=320 height=320 swRemote="swSaveEnabled='true' swVolume='true' swRestart='true' swPausePlay='true' swFastForward='true' swContextMenu='true' " swStretchStyle=none
type="application/x-director" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/"></embed>
</object>


andrewbroad
Author RE: Fast Forward
andrewbroad
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Posts: 71
Location: England
Joined: 23.11.05
Posted on 28-09-2009 22:12
Here's a wicked challenge: right-click the Cheese, Louise! box, select "Fast Forward", and you can play the game at double speed!
andrewbroad
Author Tactics
andrewbroad
Member



Posts: 71
Location: England
Joined: 23.11.05
Posted on 05-11-2009 18:17
Some notes on my current tactics:

1. Try to control the centre of the court - don't get trapped at the edges!

2. Rounds 1 to 17: start just to the left of the centre, fire two bullets straight up, then move right, firing more bullets as you go.

3. Round 18: start at the far left and move right immediately, firing as you go. Starting just to the left of the centre tends to get you killed repeatedly on this round.

4. Time your shots so that cheeses will fly into them - but on later rounds, beware of cheeses that turn other than at the edges of the court!

5. Firing a couple of cheeses' width from the edges of the court is very effective for picking off cheeses as they turn at the edges.

6. Always try to pick off low-flying cheeses first, as they are the most dangerous - especially if they're fast!

7. When you want maximum safety:
(a) Keep the Fire-button pressed at all times.
(b) Watch the bullets rather than the cheeses, until there is one cheese left.
(c) When there's one cheese left, your concern is to kill it before it kills you! Sometimes a well-placed bullet can save you from an unavoidable array of bullets.

8. If you want to score Perfects on Rounds 5 onwards with conscious effort:
(a) Memorise the last digit of your score just before each round or life (you gain 10 points for hitting a cheese, and lose one point for each bullet that reaches the top of the court).
(b) Listen for each bullet hitting the cheese.
(c) Keep the Fire-button pressed while things are hectic.
(d) When there are only one or two cheeses left: if you know you haven't missed yet, try to pick off the remaining cheeses without missing.

9. When aiming for the last cheese to score a Perfect, fire two bullets together: if either hits the cheese, it will score the Perfect before the other bullet reaches the top of the court.

10. Rounds 12 onwards: I tend to find the even-numbered rounds deadlier than the odd-numbered rounds!

Edited by andrewbroad on 05-11-2009 19:31
andrewbroad
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
Super Administrator



Posts: 112
Location: Mount Eden
Joined: 05.07.05
Posted on 09-06-2013 06:23
I've taken the game off the main page now - it uses Shockwave which is such an old technology I don't think anyone uses it any more. But, for those who still want to play it, you can play it here... http://www.darnkitty.com/cheese/.
www.g2-tech.co.uk

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