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matt
03 February 2012
Hi Darrell, the original uses Java which might not be installed, go here and it will tell you http://java.com/en/downlo
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darrell
02 February 2012
the oringenal jet set willy wont open, the other 2 do but the original dont,, any advice anyone?

darrell
02 February 2012
THANKS SO MUCH MATT , YOU BROUGHT ME RIGHT BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD,, , THANKS AGAIN MATE

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LOVE THIS SITE

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15 January 2012
This is a cool site, l loved playing manic miner back in the early 80s when l was just started high school

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14 December 2011
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22 September 2011
hey andrewboard hows it hanging my man,

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01 September 2011
hanging on...

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31 August 2011
helloooo

andrewbroad
01 August 2011
Wow: I didn't expect that I would be holding three gold medals at this point in time! Jet Set Willy, Kiwitris and Cheese, Louise! – and all with really mediocre performances, it has to be said.

rajji-miner
25 July 2011
level 8 wardo

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28 May 2011
Thanks flakothedog ;-). I've achieved my goal to finish cavern 43, but I still don't have a routine for it.

flakothedog
27 May 2011
cro-tica - nice work mate. You've got me beaten cos I've forgotten my routine for Killer Birds!

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13 May 2011
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13 May 2011
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Author Cheese Louise!
matt
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Location: Poplar
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Posted on 13-04-2008 14:19
Welcome to the Cheese Louise! forum. Feel free to post anything Cheese Louise! related here.

Edited by matt on 13-04-2008 15:16
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posts: 69
Location: England
Joined: 23.11.05
Posted on 27-04-2008 17:14
Who is Louise, and what is that thing she says?
andrewbroad
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posts: 80
Location: Poplar
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Posted on 29-04-2008 14:57
Louise... Well... she is the saviour of the world!
For some inexplicable reason... she is a big fan of Mr Bean. What she says is "Bean" in a Mr Bean voice. Why? Why is the sky green? Why is the grass blue?
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posts: 69
Location: England
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Posted on 05-05-2008 11:51
Might I suggest giving us a "Restart" button during play, as there is for Flash Manic Miner? It would be much faster than having to reload the page whenever I make a false start.
andrewbroad
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Location: Poplar
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Posted on 07-05-2008 13:35
Great idea for a future version!
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Author RE: Restart
andrewbroad
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Posted on 17-07-2009 17:46
andrewbroad wrote:
Might I suggest giving us a "Restart" button during play, as there is for Flash Manic Miner? It would be much faster than having to reload the page whenever I make a false start.


I just realised that I can restart Cheese, Louise! by right-clicking it and left-clicking "Restart" in the Shockwave context-menu. Not quite as fast as having a "Restart" button would be, but much faster than either committing suicide or reloading.

I discovered this whilst investigating why I can't get Cheese, Louise! to load in Mozilla Firefox (where I just get a blue "Adobe Shockwave" pane with a progress-bar that never progresses). Unfortunately I didn't find an answer to that one.
andrewbroad
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posted on 18-07-2009 15:43
I've never been able to work out why it doesn't work on firefox - there's an existing thread somewhere from ages ago. I've given up on it :-( Good spot with the Restart thing.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
castortroy
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Posted on 28-08-2009 06:28
i cant get cheese louise to work! i just get a blue adobe shockwave screen where the game should be! any answers on how i get it to play?
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posted on 31-08-2009 18:53
It only works with Internet Explorer at the moment. I've never been able to figure out why, unfortunately.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posted on 31-08-2009 18:55
Which browser are you using? I get that bug in Netscape and Mozilla Firefox, but it works in Internet Explorer.
andrewbroad
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posted on 31-08-2009 19:01
I haven't managed to pinpoint the bug so far, but my suspicion falls on the following part of the HTML code:

<object classid="clsid:166B1BCA-3F9C-11CF-8075-444553540000"
codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/director/sw.cab#version=8,5,1,0"
ID=cheeselouise width=320 height=320>
<param name=src value="../../dcrswf/cheeselouise.dcr">
<param name=swRemote value="swSaveEnabled='true' swVolume='true' swRestart='true' swPausePlay='true' swFastForward='true' swContextMenu='true' ">
<param name=swStretchStyle value=none>
<PARAM NAME=bgColor VALUE=#003399>
<embed src="cheeselouise.dcr" bgColor=#003399 width=320 height=320 swRemote="swSaveEnabled='true' swVolume='true' swRestart='true' swPausePlay='true' swFastForward='true' swContextMenu='true' " swStretchStyle=none
type="application/x-director" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/"></embed>
</object>


andrewbroad
Author RE: Fast Forward
andrewbroad
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Posted on 28-09-2009 17:12
Here's a wicked challenge: right-click the Cheese, Louise! box, select "Fast Forward", and you can play the game at double speed!
andrewbroad
Author Tactics
andrewbroad
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Location: England
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Posted on 05-11-2009 13:17
Some notes on my current tactics:

1. Try to control the centre of the court - don't get trapped at the edges!

2. Rounds 1 to 17: start just to the left of the centre, fire two bullets straight up, then move right, firing more bullets as you go.

3. Round 18: start at the far left and move right immediately, firing as you go. Starting just to the left of the centre tends to get you killed repeatedly on this round.

4. Time your shots so that cheeses will fly into them - but on later rounds, beware of cheeses that turn other than at the edges of the court!

5. Firing a couple of cheeses' width from the edges of the court is very effective for picking off cheeses as they turn at the edges.

6. Always try to pick off low-flying cheeses first, as they are the most dangerous - especially if they're fast!

7. When you want maximum safety:
(a) Keep the Fire-button pressed at all times.
(b) Watch the bullets rather than the cheeses, until there is one cheese left.
(c) When there's one cheese left, your concern is to kill it before it kills you! Sometimes a well-placed bullet can save you from an unavoidable array of bullets.

8. If you want to score Perfects on Rounds 5 onwards with conscious effort:
(a) Memorise the last digit of your score just before each round or life (you gain 10 points for hitting a cheese, and lose one point for each bullet that reaches the top of the court).
(b) Listen for each bullet hitting the cheese.
(c) Keep the Fire-button pressed while things are hectic.
(d) When there are only one or two cheeses left: if you know you haven't missed yet, try to pick off the remaining cheeses without missing.

9. When aiming for the last cheese to score a Perfect, fire two bullets together: if either hits the cheese, it will score the Perfect before the other bullet reaches the top of the court.

10. Rounds 12 onwards: I tend to find the even-numbered rounds deadlier than the odd-numbered rounds!

Edited by andrewbroad on 05-11-2009 14:31
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