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andrewbroad
07 September 2010
Congratulations to rap75 for raising the Kiwitris all-time high score to 81411.

playgirlbunny
03 September 2010
is watching street fighter and playing manic miner at the same time, how did i get this score lol xx

cubchris
31 August 2010
Thanks Andrew I'll give that a throw

andrewbroad
30 August 2010
The easiest and most efficient solution is to take the most central item first, and then proceed to traverse the screen anticlockwise.

cubchris
30 August 2010
When should I grab the middle thingy in attack of the mutant telephones - start or finish ?

andrewbroad
29 August 2010
Congratulations to cro-tica for taking the Manic Miner Gold Medal with 50717, and becoming one of apparently only six players ever to reach Cavern 28 (all-time No.5 azzubayr reached C.27 with 50947).

playgirlbunny
20 August 2010
haven't been on here 4 a while and im getting ova took by a certain sum1 xx

cubchris
14 August 2010
HOW CAN THE AMOEBATRONS BE SO TRICKY WHEN SO SIMPLE !

cubchris
14 August 2010
Just made 26th - I'm closing in on the top - in about 3 years

playgirlbunny
04 August 2010
omg getting better and better on manic miner xx

matt
22 July 2010
That's EXACTLY what it's for!!!

playgirlbunny
21 July 2010
im shouting is this wot this is 4 lol xx

thunder
14 July 2010
thanks guys that was the problem i will try and set a score

matt
13 July 2010
Hi thunder, if you've tried enabling Java like Andew's said, you might not have Java installed. Click the FAQ link at the top for more steps you can try.

andrewbroad
13 July 2010
Have you enabled Java in your browser, and either allowed all sites to use Java, or trusted both www.darnkitty.com and darnkitty.g2-tech.co.uk to do so?

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Author Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posted on 13-04-2008 14:19
Welcome to the Cheese Louise! forum. Feel free to post anything Cheese Louise! related here.

Edited by matt on 13-04-2008 15:16
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posts: 55
Location: England
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Posted on 27-04-2008 17:14
Who is Louise, and what is that thing she says?
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posts: 74
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Posted on 29-04-2008 14:57
Louise... Well... she is the saviour of the world!
For some inexplicable reason... she is a big fan of Mr Bean. What she says is "Bean" in a Mr Bean voice. Why? Why is the sky green? Why is the grass blue?
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Location: England
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Posted on 05-05-2008 11:51
Might I suggest giving us a "Restart" button during play, as there is for Flash Manic Miner? It would be much faster than having to reload the page whenever I make a false start.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posted on 07-05-2008 13:35
Great idea for a future version!
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Author RE: Restart
andrewbroad
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Posted on 17-07-2009 17:46
andrewbroad wrote:
Might I suggest giving us a "Restart" button during play, as there is for Flash Manic Miner? It would be much faster than having to reload the page whenever I make a false start.


I just realised that I can restart Cheese, Louise! by right-clicking it and left-clicking "Restart" in the Shockwave context-menu. Not quite as fast as having a "Restart" button would be, but much faster than either committing suicide or reloading.

I discovered this whilst investigating why I can't get Cheese, Louise! to load in Mozilla Firefox (where I just get a blue "Adobe Shockwave" pane with a progress-bar that never progresses). Unfortunately I didn't find an answer to that one.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posted on 18-07-2009 15:43
I've never been able to work out why it doesn't work on firefox - there's an existing thread somewhere from ages ago. I've given up on it :-( Good spot with the Restart thing.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
castortroy
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Posted on 28-08-2009 06:28
i cant get cheese louise to work! i just get a blue adobe shockwave screen where the game should be! any answers on how i get it to play?
Author RE: Cheese Louise!
matt
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Posted on 31-08-2009 18:53
It only works with Internet Explorer at the moment. I've never been able to figure out why, unfortunately.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posted on 31-08-2009 18:55
Which browser are you using? I get that bug in Netscape and Mozilla Firefox, but it works in Internet Explorer.
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Author RE: Cheese Louise!
andrewbroad
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Posted on 31-08-2009 19:01
I haven't managed to pinpoint the bug so far, but my suspicion falls on the following part of the HTML code:

<object classid="clsid:166B1BCA-3F9C-11CF-8075-444553540000"
codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/director/sw.cab#version=8,5,1,0"
ID=cheeselouise width=320 height=320>
<param name=src value="../../dcrswf/cheeselouise.dcr">
<param name=swRemote value="swSaveEnabled='true' swVolume='true' swRestart='true' swPausePlay='true' swFastForward='true' swContextMenu='true' ">
<param name=swStretchStyle value=none>
<PARAM NAME=bgColor VALUE=#003399>
<embed src="cheeselouise.dcr" bgColor=#003399 width=320 height=320 swRemote="swSaveEnabled='true' swVolume='true' swRestart='true' swPausePlay='true' swFastForward='true' swContextMenu='true' " swStretchStyle=none
type="application/x-director" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/"></embed>
</object>


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Author RE: Fast Forward
andrewbroad
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Posted on 28-09-2009 17:12
Here's a wicked challenge: right-click the Cheese, Louise! box, select "Fast Forward", and you can play the game at double speed!
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Author Tactics
andrewbroad
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Posts: 55
Location: England
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Posted on 05-11-2009 13:17
Some notes on my current tactics:

1. Try to control the centre of the court - don't get trapped at the edges!

2. Rounds 1 to 17: start just to the left of the centre, fire two bullets straight up, then move right, firing more bullets as you go.

3. Round 18: start at the far left and move right immediately, firing as you go. Starting just to the left of the centre tends to get you killed repeatedly on this round.

4. Time your shots so that cheeses will fly into them - but on later rounds, beware of cheeses that turn other than at the edges of the court!

5. Firing a couple of cheeses' width from the edges of the court is very effective for picking off cheeses as they turn at the edges.

6. Always try to pick off low-flying cheeses first, as they are the most dangerous - especially if they're fast!

7. When you want maximum safety:
(a) Keep the Fire-button pressed at all times.
(b) Watch the bullets rather than the cheeses, until there is one cheese left.
(c) When there's one cheese left, your concern is to kill it before it kills you! Sometimes a well-placed bullet can save you from an unavoidable array of bullets.

8. If you want to score Perfects on Rounds 5 onwards with conscious effort:
(a) Memorise the last digit of your score just before each round or life (you gain 10 points for hitting a cheese, and lose one point for each bullet that reaches the top of the court).
(b) Listen for each bullet hitting the cheese.
(c) Keep the Fire-button pressed while things are hectic.
(d) When there are only one or two cheeses left: if you know you haven't missed yet, try to pick off the remaining cheeses without missing.

9. When aiming for the last cheese to score a Perfect, fire two bullets together: if either hits the cheese, it will score the Perfect before the other bullet reaches the top of the court.

10. Rounds 12 onwards: I tend to find the even-numbered rounds deadlier than the odd-numbered rounds!

Edited by andrewbroad on 05-11-2009 14:31
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