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Games
Manic Miner
Blagger
Jet Set Willy
Crossroads II
The Brick Maze
Escape From ASCII Castle
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Mountain Party
The Pyramid Maze
Many more...
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duncansanderson 1 day
stubstub 4 days
fred 5 days
michealhender02 6 days
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Shoutbox
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seez
04 August 2019
yay!

knucklesandwich
02 August 2019
I am!

seez
27 July 2019
anyone on?

seez
27 July 2019
hi

gascoyne
26 January 2019
And we have a new leader at Crossroads...but probably not for long.

kinggeary
21 November 2018
Manic miner rules

pinglub007
31 July 2018
Last time I played JSW I was 12 yo... it was something like 33 years ago. Thanks fot this atmospheric revival

elhasnaouymed
30 June 2018
This is just a test message i am happy to join Hellow world!

libteen
16 June 2018
I need more lives on manic miner aaaarg

matt
09 June 2018
Hopefully it was just a temporary blip... Crossroads seems to be working now!

gascoyne
25 May 2018
Crossroads seems to have stopped working.

matt
20 November 2017
Having trouble playing the Java games? You'll probably need to use Internet Explorer - Firefox and Chrome no longer support Java. http://www.darnkitty.com/
java-help.php


megawolt
24 January 2017
Hi, guys! Nice to see you still playing here, it is hard to understand the kind of hobby)) but it is great

michael57
26 November 2016
CINDERELLA AIDAN

flakothedog
25 September 2016
Been a while (3 years). Good to see the all-time records are still going strong.

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FAQ


General

What is this all about?
Eventually I hope this site will contain a variety of flash games and other games. I am working on a few remakes of retro games, and will hopefully be adding new things to the site soon.

Who are you?
I'm Matt. I develop this site in my spare time for something to do, and because I like online games.
I welcome any feedback and suggestions - my contact details are listed on the contact page. I also have a personal blog which you can find here.

I can see my email address, even though I specifically asked for it to be hidden!
When viewing profiles, you are able to see your own email address, regardless whether you have requested it to be hidden or not. Nobody else will be able to see your email address.

Scores

Why are my high scores are not registering?
Most games will not allow you to log your high scores in the high score tables unless you are logged on.
In addition, you must click "Submit Score" once you have completed your game to register your high score. If you do not click "Submit Score" before you click "Restart", that game's score will not be logged.

Where did all my scores go?
Scores submitted stay on the website for one full calendar month. That is, scores submitted partway through December will stay on the website December and January. Scores submitted in January will stay on the website January and February.

Troubleshooting / Problems with the games themselves

It says I'm not logged on, even though I am
If you get a message saying you need to log on, then look at the top left of the webpage. If you see "Username" and "Password" boxes where you would normally expect to see your username, then you are not logged in and need to log in.

If you log in, and then return to the page and you get the same message, then it could be that your browser is storing the page from last time. Press Refresh to refresh the page, and the message should go away.

If the problem persists, log out and log back in, and try again.

If none of these options work, then please follow the instructions for the question below.

I'm getting an error code / the game won't load
If you have particularly high security settings, you need to add both http://www.darnkitty.com/ AND http://darnkitty.g2-tech.co.uk/ to your trusted sites list.

If you are unable to run the Java games (Jet Set Willy, Blagger, Kiwitris), then try the instructions on this page.

If you are using Firefox and have extensions installed, one of these extensions may be preventing the games from running. Disable all extensions and try again.

If you have tried everything above and it still is not working, please contact me. In your message, please state the EXACT text of the error that you receive, the URL of the page you encounter the error on and which browser and operating system you are using.

The music or sound is crackly / skipping / absent.
Crackly or skipping sound can occur if you are on dial-up, or if your internet connection is running slow. The games buffer the music, and if your computer can't download the music / sound as quickly as it plays it, then skipping or crackly music can occur.

If you notice no sound at all, then it's worth pointing out that Manic Miner and Sudoku don't have sound (it simply never got included). Games that do have sound include Cheese, Louise!, Jet Set Willy, and Blagger.

Current high scores    

  Manic Miner 
 discusb58734 
 mickheaton33086 
 whammydiver28637 
 paulallenlives20201 
 fred13151 
 tryhardtimmy8765 
 knucklesandwich2150 
 more...  
  Crossroads II 
 knucklesandwich15250 
 seez2100 
 more...  
  Jet Set Willy 
 more...  
  Blagger 
 more...  
  The Brick Maze 
 knucklesandwich33330 
 seez8025 
 more...  
  ASCII Castle 
 knucklesandwich24540 
 seez3300 
 more...  
  JSW Endurance 
 more...  
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